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Post by Homeloaf on Apr 14, 2006 1:51:04 GMT
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Post by earlofqb on Apr 14, 2006 16:24:36 GMT
First off, explain to your girlfriend that you didn't do it. If she doesn't believe you, that would be a pretty big trigger (at least for me) that at her core, she may not trust you. Now, if that's true, you have a far bigger problem than just a rumour, but that's a topic for another day.
Second, refute it, but realize that perhaps they are merely jealous of you. I'm sort of not able to see what either of you looks like, but perhaps the person who started it has something for Meaghn? If not, it may be an enemy of hers. Either way, your best bet is to not only nip this in the bud, but find who started it and find out what's going on in their twisted little head.
I was once in your position, however fortunately for me (I suppose) it was neither a friend nor interest with whom I was placed. So, while my advice here probably won't apply to you (in fact, it may be the worst advice I could give), I'll still give it just in case you want to have a good laugh. What I did was I "admitted" it and said "it was good, although I've had better...". What this did was show everyone that it didn't happen and that I'm not afraid to laugh at people's trying to harm my reputation.
Now, under the extremely moronic idea that you'd follow that last bit of advice (again, I don't recommend it), keep in mind the following things. First, I'm pretty much known as the "moral pillar" of my school. I've turned down more women than most pseudo-1337 people like myself will ever hope to see. Second, the female involved was not presant at the time and was not a friend of mine (in fact, I barely knew her). Third, after I did this, I recanted it and said that I didn't do anything. This let people who are less-than-knowledgable about my morality realize that it was a joke. Finally, I apologized to the lady and made it up to her by giving her an "apology date" (nothing more than a movie and hug), in a place where I knew no one could interpret it wrongly (ie picked her up late at night and drove about 20 miles away to a different county where no one I know could draw conclusions).
Now, my third (and presumably final, so long as further input is not needed) is to make it up to Meaghn, either by letting her take control of a band session (ie let her win an "argument" over a song or something, even if you completely disagree with it) or by maybe even helping her find someone to (as I call it) take kind to. If she has a boyfriend and you've a girlfriend, I can almost guarantee you that no one will say anything about your non-existant relationship in the future. If they do, she'll have a boyfriend who I'm sure would be more than willing to defend her honour (and then you can defend yours in a more freer manner, without worrying about making her seem unwanted and/or distasteful).
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Post by Homeloaf on Apr 16, 2006 2:08:54 GMT
Meaghn isn't mad. Not at me, at least. She wants to kill whoever started it. The rumor's persistence is lessening, and I didn't even have to do anything. Everything's 'kay.
<brag>
Meaghn is absolutely gorgeous, just to let you know. For future reference. Yeah. My best friend is the hottest person I know. Just figured that I'd brag that I have hot friends. Oh yeah, did I mention that Meaghn is a babe. And my best friend. </brag>
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Post by earlofqb on Apr 17, 2006 20:17:15 GMT
While we're bragging, I'll brag on Zilah. Actually, I'd just say the same things you'd say, but I'm going to try to do it all without saying it, all while using more words without finishing off the sentence. Well, I couldn't. Your 46 word paragraph beat my 34 word sentence :grr
Anymore, you sort of have to have a "hot friend", or else you're just not 1337 enough (IMHO). Sure, there's the olde version of 1337 (ie no female contact and does nothing but game and sleep), but that's the olde way and I rather like the new way (a lot less depressed 1337 gamers means less "omfg n00b, j00 got pwnxord!" if I get one thing wrong when gaming). Besides, with neo-1337, you can quickly and easily transition from 1337 gamer to uber-playa in a matter of days (just the time required to build a reputation as a "good find" among the ladies).
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Post by Homeloaf on Apr 23, 2006 5:13:16 GMT
Believe it or not, I'm not too terribly 1337. I have a lush social life and am, as I have proclaimed many times before, a guitar <politically-correct> gosh </politically-correct>.
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Post by earlofqb on Apr 25, 2006 23:52:32 GMT
I wish I could be as 1337 as you...
Actually, if this is true, then you are 1337: neo-1337. Its a brand new term that I doubt will go far online, because it describes a socially-functioning computer (for lack of a better term) nerd (sorry all who were offended). So, as 99% of the world has difficulty believing this is possible, 99% of the world thinks neo-1337-hood is a fallicy. I say wrong!
Anyway, my goal is to be neo-1337, and I wish you well on developing your neo-1337-hood.
PS I'm bored and have been drinking (coffee) since morning. Caffine rushes + bordom don't produce anything good.
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Post by Homeloaf on May 13, 2006 20:57:23 GMT
Say, I <3 that term. Neo-1337. I will start using that as much as humanly possible.
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